Ive got so much to give!, Vince Noir: Goth Juice The most powerful hairspray known to man. It burns. Vince Noir: This is the glam rock ski suit! Howard Moon: How dare you? Vince Noir: Are you talking about the incident with the binoculars? Vince Noir: [Vince and Howard are driving in a van. The Hitcher: Fourteen shillings for your melons! It began on television as a show about two slightly hapless zookeepers under the supervision of Bob Fossil. Piper Twins: Oh yea! "The Mighty Boosh, Series 1 Quotes." That's not very P.C. Howard: Well you're always happy aren't you, everything's fun for you. Vince Noir: A passing coyote took pity on me. The Shaman Council assembles. Howard Moon: [Vince gives the Bear a magazine] What are you doing? Vince Noir: [holds up another cassette] And this is the best of the seventies. What about the animals? Fisherman: The only person to have met Old Gregg and lived to tell the tale is Old Mr Hopkins, there. Bollo: I got a bad feeling about this [repeated line, various episodes]. But I found another song about a train. Use section headers above different song parts like [Verse], [Chorus], etc. The nose? [Vince and Howard have been buried up to their necks and left for dead in the desert]. Howard Moon: How's it going with you anyway in the pop band? Minky Monthly. AHHHH! Vince: You touch me, Bollo'll rinse you out like a hot flannel. How dare you even speak of the crunch. A fantabulous television programme 3. Vince Noir: What, pretending to be wolves? 2021 Associated Newspapers Limited. Spider Dijon: [referring to Betamax's wife] She was one hot piece of tape. Yeah, the pandas. Tony Harrison: How dare you. Dennis: Would you be quiet, please. Turn around. What have you got? Required fields are marked *. Tony Harrison (Noel Fielding) is a member of the Board of Shaman. Read the entire The Mighty Boosh, Series 1 show script, https://www.quotes.net/show/the_mighty_boosh,_series_1_quotes_1042. 39 of the greatest Brass Eye and Day Today quotes Howard Moon: Give me the amulet, you b*tch! We all dream but do we really dream? Howard Moon: Yeah, well maybe it's time I had the amulet for a bit. Like um, like a garage. Rudy Van Disarzio: Somebody had to clean up that mess. Tony Harrison: Anyway, it's not my fault. Destination: Alaska. 100 of Homer Simpsons greatest quotes Howard Moon: Are you now? Naboo: This is black magic. Vince Noir: I'm going to be in Autumn Magnets! Howard: not as outlandish as they would have been if you had not you spent half the budget on your hair. 27min. What do you want to lay down? You wanted to hang around, didn't you? Vince Noir: Yeah, but you know: the lifestyle, the drugs Vince Noir: Yeah, well, you know, the coffees. Simon McFarnaby: [Has a brown layer of skin around his head making him look like a conker] I've got something lined up for the Autumn. Howard: Something Tommy taught me. Spider Dijon: [out in the desert] Eh, this place is bullshit. North Pole Native: That is an interesting story, but now we must eat. This is a sacred robe of the ancient psychedelic monks. it? There's a simple truth to me. That wasn't me! Most men would have taken the Pipe, not given it back. He'll be dead by morning. With the opening couple of shows of series two however it's clear that they have found a distinct style that not only capture's the brilliance of the first season, but allows the progression and creativity that the show thrives on at the same time. Sounded exactly like the wind. I asked you to pick me up; you just shunned me! The Mighty Boosh English Comedy Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy It Crowd Russell Brand The Chosen One Series The Mighty Boosh "Nanageddon" I Love To Laugh Make Me Smile Toast Of London The Mighty Boosh - I'm going to have to turn my back on you Nerd Best Shows Ever The Mighty Boosh. I come fully equipped with a papoose! Dixon Bainbridge: No, put him in the Wolf Room. Johnny two-hats. Vince Noir: You're in a Hubba-Bubba Nightmare! Authors; Topics; Movie Quotes; TV Show Quotes; QuotesGram. Difficulty: beginner: Capo: no capo: Author stonegolem13 [a] 146. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Got a ring to that don't it? Studying in Australia, immigration consultants in Chandigarh Read More. I use voodoo if I chose to, to harness the forces of evil to abuse you! It then took place in a flat in Camden Town in series 2 and in a store, "Nabootique," in series 3. Howard Moon: I've had a breakthrough. Dixon Bainbridge: Make something up you prick, tell them he got eaten by the python. He's useless. Tony Harrison: Come on! Die zweite Serie von The Mighty Boosh wurde ursprnglich zwischen dem 25. Eric Phillips decided to refreeze Charlie. Vince Noir, Howard Moon: Boosh, Boosh / Stronger than a moose / Don't lock your door or we'll come through your rooftop / Stop, look around, take your mind off the floor / Cause the Boosh is loose / And we're a little bit raaaaw! Full moon. Theres a simple truth to me., Vince Noir: I havent got anything inside, Im like a beach ball., The Hitcher: Aagh! Saboo: I would like to play "Would I Lie to You" by Charles and Eddie. Fossil: Well I got a problem with the black and white people at the zoo. Strawberry Bootlace. Right? Howard Moon remains where he is. Vince Noir: The tie's a multi purpose accessory, y'know, belt, school boy, Rambo. Vince Noir: Yeah, yeah so you chopped his head off right? M Molly Morrow The Mighty Boosh quotes & stuff Offbeat Sitcom Can't catch what don't exists. Vince: Just punch the big mouse. 18 Genius Lines From "The Mighty Boosh" You Need To Relive "Welcome to the Zooniverse, where all your dreams come true. Naboo: No, I'm listening to Fleetwood Mac. This is at least a mocha, OK? Howard: Do you really need fifteen people working on it at any one point. I am too old. I actually have a relatively small head for a man of my stature. And it was an, it was called, the, an eclipse. You blind? The Hitcher: I'm a cockney geezer, watch me bleed ya! There is also a very funny "mock . Haha, hoofed her out the shop. Howard Moon: I'm not wearing that on stage. They munched him down like an old Twix. [Howard and Vince have a meeting with a record executive]. It isn't small, it's the big one! Howard Moon: Well, who cuts people's hair in the middle of the night? And then three-quarters, eh, no one gives a sh*t about him. Bizarrap & Shakira - Shakira: Bzrp Music Sessions, Vol. You've never even been to the crunch. 30 of the best-ever jokes about Scotland from Scotland. Well, I have! Legendary fish. Rudi: I'm getting round to that in my own good mystical time. The Mighty Boosh Music 15 - Searching for the New Sound.mp3 2.61MB; The Mighty Boosh Music 16 - Alone.mp3 1.13MB; The Mighty Boosh Music 17 - Spider Lovin.mp3 1.49MB; The Mighty Boosh Music 18 - The New Sound.mp3 1.99MB; The Mighty Boosh Music 19 - Nanageddon.mp3 2.7MB; The Mighty Boosh Music 20 - I Love the Chosen One.mp3 532.13KB I'm shitfaced! Howard Moon: Er, no. Kirk is a violent and sexually deranged being from the fourth dimension. Head Shaman: Sometimes I wonder about the team I have assembled here Tony Harrison: It's an outrage! A desolate beach, a skeleton] Life is pain suicide is freedom Announcer: Next on BBC Four, a seven-hour documentary on Dutch Avant Guarde Cinema. I'm not a machine, I've got a weak bladder! Tweezers, matches, twine, geological hammer. [Other native vomits on a plate]. Hook goes right through 'im. The sweet irony!". Tony Harrison: I can't drive! Vince Noir: I'm a little bit peckish, have you got any olives? This is hardcore. There are many things in here, things you could never dream of. A miracle!" Like that. You know. I've just finished a re-watch of The Mighty Boosh (fingers crossed there will eventually be a fourth series). Vince: You touch me, Bollo'll rinse you out like a hot flannel. Lucien: Because there's somethin' out there somethin' evil somethin' that goes by the name of Old Gregg [creepy music]. Naboo: Don't worry about me, I'm a Shaman. Carrot and coriander. Boosh! Hamilton Cork: [to camera] Don't take me on, I'm a 29-er! 50 of Tim Vines most ingenious jokes and one-liners So don't ever be doing that to me. Vince Noir: [to locksmith] You haven't seen my mate Howard, have you? Dennis: [before decapitating Lester Corncake, thinking him to be Vince] Aha! The Moon: He's so bright and milky white / Shining down upon the ground / He's the bright, milky white / Shining down upon the ground / Everybody look at the moon / Everybody seein' the moon / The moon is bright / He's milky white / Everybody look at the moon / Uh! The Mighty Boosh Moon Quotes The Mighty Boosh Bob Fossil Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes Bruce Lee Quotes Buddha Quotes Confucius Quotes John F. Kennedy Quotes John Lennon Quotes Mahatma Gandhi Quotes. You, me and Carlos Santana; hoovering for six weeks! Vince: Yeah, I might have a go at her nude. Lead Shaman: Kirk is not to be trusted in these matters. You must dine with us and try the local delicacy. This first season of The Mighty Boosh TV show gives us a good introduction to the Boosh and their surreal world. It hurts! If you cut me, I bleed ink., I was walking through Camden the other day, and I saw you in a skip, weeping., Ol Gregg. Here are 29 of The Mighty Boosh's funniest quotes: "You haven't seen my mate Howard, have you? TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. Block it out. Vince Noir: [wearing a glitter jumpsuit] This is the mirror ball suit. I know how to deal with them. The Mighty Boosh - 201 - Call of the Yeti.avi 232MB; The Mighty Boosh - 202 - The Priest and the Beast.avi 230.94MB; The Mighty Boosh - 203 - Nanageddon.avi 231.49MB; The Mighty Boosh - 204 - Fountain of Youth.avi 231.97MB; The Mighty Boosh - 205 - The Legend of Old Gregg.avi 231.17MB; The Mighty Boosh - 206 - The Nightmare of Milky Joe.avi 231.49MB In order to impress the girls, Vince borrows Naboo's spellbook, and summons a demon who looks like a little old lady. Lucien: Some say he's acquired the taste of human meat, won't respond to conventional bait. Well, I got a problem with the black-and-white people at the zoo. I think I found a new note in between B and C. I always knew it was there. Saboo: [to Howard Moon] You know nothing of the crunch! This video is currently unavailable. 25 of the greatest Absolutely Fabulous quotes, darling Vince: You've got to accept it, Howard. In Nanageddon he is knocked off a flying carpet by Saboo and spends the rest of the episode falling to Earth. "Minky Monthly". That's it. I'm not having that. Marching towards me every day. Miso! Charlie panicked and fired the tiny Inuit bullets into Eric's crocodile peepers. Ultra Violets. We are alone now. Don't lock your door or we'll come through your rooftop! Howard: Oh, that's just me and Vince, been playing, er, games crumb eye, we have to get crumbs in, er, each others eyes and erm, winner get a, rake. If you are against the papoose system I have got a wheel that clicks into my chin like a skate! As teenager we would drive about town together. Started HOOFIN' the public. To learn more, check out our transcription guide or visit our transcribers forum. https://www.quotes.net/movies/the_mighty_boosh_quotes_107535. Do I look like a reasonable man to you? This is just one mink, this whole outfit. Howard Moon: Don't kill me, I've got so much to give! 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