rainbow-colored ribbons attached to your hips, so you know what, maybe We made that for us! Santana: And where are the Hardy Boys? Santana: Okay, New York may be disgusting, especially when it's covered in gray, nasty snow, and the people may be horrible and rude, and some smelly homeless man in pee stained tighty whities might have groped me on the subway and then asked me for a dollar. Maybe it has nothing to do with me and Brittany. was probably my favorite moment. He literally just said that. Mostly, though, the dialogue. Santana defending Blaine and Kurt from Dave, A Night of Neglect. Soy de Lima Heights Adjacent y yo tengo orgullo! Later, Santana cuts through the dancers and bellows, Dont Forget Me! For me there is a before, and an after. How did that marriage work out for you. But what makes it iconic for me are the story choices that Naya Rivera makes. Santana: A baby? Rachel: Glad that you found your corner of the sky, Santana. If that's your best MJ I am going to wipe the floor at Regionals with your Wannabe Disney Prince haircut. While theres nothing Id love more than having two pretty ponies serenade me, I think wed get further staging a gel-ervention for Blaine than singing lady music, Santana to Kurt and Blaine, I Kissed a Girl, I love girls the way that Im supposed to feel about boys. Rachel: No. glee monologues santanavanessa bryant sisters. Santana: Oh, sure I can. Well sometimes I go out by myself, and I look across the water. How incredibly lucky I was to grow up with this story. I'm from Lima Heights, I was raised on insults. Maybe that has something to do with it. Santana's Quotations | Glee Wiki | Fandom Episodes Community in: Quotes Santana's Quotations View source Santana's Quotations are quotations made by Santana Lopez, portrayed by Naya Rivera . Santana, about Quinn and Finn, Silly Love Songs. I'm definitely going to watch compilations of her snark and monologues on YouTube. Leprechaun, starring a young Jen Aniston, is my favorite movie. Santana, Kurt, and Rachel, Guilty Pleasures. I was coming out around the same time she was, I was falling in love and having my heart broken right around then, too. Love, Santana. Or maybe it You're my family and I haven't lied to you in months. And they GET to dance with each other? Her hair pulled to one side. As my cousin walked down the aisle in her handsome white tuxedo to meet her wife, my mother sang Songbird, their song of choice. Brittany: Wait, isn't this a date? Quinn: I'm flattered Santana, but I'm not really that into that.Santana: No, no I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about a haircut. Tons, just all up in there. Oh, and leave your credit card. Did Dakota Johnson Come Out as Bisexual, or Just Hang Out With Cara Delevingne? Puck: We all know why we're here. They were never about the kind of love she feels for Brittany, or even how she felt about Dani. Brittany: Sweet lady kisses. But then well, Ill let her speak for herself: Thank you, guys. I felt all of this so deeply. I'm clearly the hottest bitch in this lousy joint. I remember exactly where I was, exactly how it felt that night. You know, we always were two ends of the same bitch-goddess spectrum. Quinn is all excited about another guy defining her life. I was one of my favs at the time. Santana: You know..I blame Sam for all this..and Rachel too, I blame her. But can we all just stop lying about how there aren't things we don't want to change about ourselves? Rachel:Ok You know what Santana, Finn is in great shape and your meanness just highlights your own personal insecurities. You are the first boy who made me feel loved, and sexy, and visible. Santana after she sees Dave looking at Sam's butt, Born This Way. Mhmm. (Quinn slams Santana . Santana: Up her butt. like a lot of you guys, Ive been thinking so much about Naya & Santana and what they both meant to me all week, and then earlier tonight I think I realized something. which means I have a killer health plan which pays for everything. When I was 13 I was due to go to school camp during the 2002 Mens World Cup. I am a thousand percent sure that Im actually going to be famous, just like Im a thousand percent sure that our man-child piano player keeps a petite Eurasian locked in a trunk underneath his bed. Were almost ten years later and Ill never forget her cadence as she says it, the hurt that flashes across her face. Palatable. Its where we fell in love, where I could say things with music, when words just werent enough. I'm not interested in the boys, or the makeup, or the polyester outfits. Anyway, a fun fact about me is that very faaaar into my messy baby gay years, when I was always running from someones bed to someone elses bed and heartbreak to heartbreak, Dixie Chicks Landslide came on at my favorite coffee shop while I was in line to order a hibiscus iced tea and vanilla iced latte. Santana: And Pablo Escobar? Santana: And you know what, Brit? I mean, bake sales are kind of bougie. You know the one. Santana: This is all YOUR fault! Ive often described that while watching this scene I wept, which is true. Sometimes you hear it on the loudspeakers at Home Goods and feel like complaining to the manager for inappropriate context, but when its on in your car or at a party or a club its exhilarating and obviously very topical. Finn: No she's not. Olsen Twins, let me tell you something. What I realized What I realized is why I'm such a bitch all the time. You know what actually, would you mind waiting in the car? Im forever grateful that Glee didnt sidestep that. Santana: Look, we may still be Cheerios, but neither of us ever gave Sue the set list. Sabes lo que pasa en Lima Heights Adjacent? ryan murphy gets all the credit for the good parts of glee but this one was all Naya (with help from Heather Morris, of course). Sam: I'm Sam. Youve seen hurricanes on the news, in movies, read about them in school. And just when you thought it couldn't get any gayerit does. Santana: Rachel. Thank you for giving me this space to remember Naya and Santana. Maybe that Sebastian: Trent, I got this. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? She talked about him yesterday and practically sprayed the choir room. Santana: No, you're lying. Or maybe it didn't work out because you're a judgmental little geroniphile (?) Every single one of them is a pig except for Mr. Schue and Al RokerLike Gloria Steinem said A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. When you look back you see that those pursuits were always part of a game, a trick, a strategy, a story, a status grab. How can you do a duet by yourself? Gay marriage had only recently become legalized in New York State, and DOMA had yet to be struck down nationwide. Thank you, guys. And I don't like Green Eggs and Ham. Santana: Those are your nipples. Now all we have to do is send this tape to the po-po and that little bitchlet is headed to juvie, Santana to New Directions about Sebastian, Michael, This isnt violent, this is clever. Shes able to admit something embarrassing like her desire to just fit in, and, maybe more significantly, her knowledge that even with her cheerleader beauty she really does not. Im just too tired. I was thinking, we should go out, just you and me. Brittany, that sex tape was private. And yes, we talk about Naya Riveras voice + magic a lot in the same sentence which is not our fault, because its simply the truth and we cannot be held accountable for that but specifically what I mean is this: In a single three-minute cover, Naya Rivera turned a nearly 40 year old song into an instant lesbian classic. It was like being smothered by a sweaty, out-of-breath sack of potatoes that someone soaked in body spray. Can't tell you how many times I wanted to enjoy a crisp pickle, but couldn't find anyone to suck the lid off the jar. I'm smarter about other people than the both of you, you have to trust me. You dont even know enough be embarrassed by these negative stereotypes youre perpetuating is a brilliant line and she delivers it perfectly. Now that we're alone, I want to talk to you about what I found in your bathroom trashcan underneath the wadded up tissue paper, the used cotton swabs, and the soiled acne wipes. Rachel: Oooh. Santanas wail of, I dont know, toward the end of the song reverberates around my ribcage every time I hear it. Sue: You lodged a complaint about my teaching tactics with Principal Figgins possibly derailing my bid for ten-year just as I'm trying to have a baby. I have been chosen, probably because I'm numb to other people's feelings, to come here and ask what you would like to do, Mr. Schueabout the reception. Oh, and I think those absorbent sweater vests . Dave: None of your business, J Lo. She serves Santana arroz morro with either lechn or bistec to eat. I mean, really, I'm sorry that the New Directions are gonna get crushed by the Troubletones. It was resolution. Holly: I want to ask both of you if either one of you thinks that you might be a lesbian. You know what, this is not- Hey honeys, it's not a Big Red commercial. Despite the fact that your mouth-to-face ratio is way off, you still somehow manage to be cute. Santana: (pushing Quinn) You did this to me! Santana to Will, Blame It on the Alcohol. We're like besties for life. Homeless will be homeless for a while, that's sort of the problem. Mr. Schue: Wait, what? Thank you Naya. Everything about you screams virgin. Rosario Cruz. I loved seeing her happy. Santana: Well, that's why I brought you here, to cheer you up. Santana: You should be our nations president. The Autostraddle TV Team is made up of Riese Bernard, Carmen Phillips, Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya, Valerie Anne, Natalie, Drew Burnett Gregory, Shelli Nicole, Nic, A. Tony Jerome, and Heather Hogan. Santana: Quick, go get some moist towels. I'll just marry an NFL player, they're super reliable. In doing so, they revealed a rarely-discussed but entirely valid coming out narrative. I just wanna go back in time man. QUARANTINE MADE ME MONOLOGUE!Aspiring Actor/Singer Tommy Ratkiewicz-Stierwalt, releases covers every Monday, Wednesday and Friday! (slaps Quinn across face) Quinn: You can't hit me! mouth like cats ass. Rachel: Kurt and Adam are at NYADA. thats why it didnt work out, maybe it has nothing to do with me and I will hit you so hard that you won't be able to wake up until you're old enough to be Funny Lady. You're not fat. Brittany: Well, I told you last year that if I was single and you were single, we would mingle. shoulder shimmy, and the one where you pretend to twirl to invisible Carl: You all have a hole to fill and I'm just trying to help fill it. Well because I realized the world is even colder than I am. Santana and Naya Rivera changed my life as a young brown queer and I will always be grateful. NOTE: The following is a transcription of the extended director's cut from the S1 DVD, which includes several scenes not seen in the original aired version. Maybe Blaine got tired of hearing your shrill self-aggrandizing lecture about how you felt the two of you were at the very apex of the gay rights movement every time you so much as cooked macaroni and cheese together, or farted. We used to be the Three Musketeers. Santana: Nobody ever tells you anything because A) Your a blabbermouth and B) We all just pretend to like you. Shes the star. It sucked. And Santana! Santana: Maybe Brittany and I are too young to get married. But we did get this number and its just so beautiful. How does that sound? aggrandizing lecture about how you felt the two of you were at the very apex I think about that scene all the time. I even had a sex dream about a shrub that was just in the shape of a person. No Brittany, you have no idea what it's like out there in the real world. Santanas terrified that the rumors floating around McKinley are about to ruin Santanas life, but maybe having Brittany will have made it all worth it. [puts a napkin over her and Brittany's hands]. The first is horrible but predictable. Thank you Naya. You look exactly like a young Brittany S. Pierce, doesnt she? Oh, come on. 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